Seasons Greetings

Pilferred this last year:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for anenvironmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, genderneutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyabletraditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of yourchoice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscallysuccessful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onsetof the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for thecalendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped makeAmerica great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other countryor is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to therace, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,or sexual preference of the wishee.Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you are accepting these terms.This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with noalteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actuallyimplement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited bylaw, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of goodtidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuanceof a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Sincerely,(Name withheld for legal, social and cultural considerations.)